The library's resident ghost cat has been very quiet lately. Has anyone seen our spooky mascot?
The other night at closing time I was checking the offices when I heard a strange noise behind me. I stopped and turned but saw nothing. I walked back to the room I had just left and opened the door... nothing. I started walking away and I heard it again. That's when I realized (dun dun duuunnnn) the door hinges needed oil. Was this your doing, Melville? Are you also the mastermind behind my squeaky computer chair?